melcher: "When I was eating doughnuts, I was too health conscious to drink coffee. Now that I'm drinking coffee, I'm too health conscious to eat doughnuts."

"Maybe someday in the future, you can be a dilf." ~Kristina to Brian Toy

"Where do you get your clothes? I need to start dressing like you." dchen to melcher

< kiyoshi> oh my god i forgot to invite my girlfriend to my party

"I'm not making assumptions. I'm guessing!" --mht

Vanessa: "Angela has told us she wants statistics." Minh: "Now that she's told us what she wants i'll tell her what i want. I want a raise."

Minh: "My lymph node! I might die!" Rune: "I _guarantee_ you will die."

"You know that question you asked the other day... is that all I have left? Sipping a soda? Nope. I have chips." -Dexter, to Perry, in 125 Cory, the next day

Dchen: "Man, this water's lacking something. Wait, I know what... a sandwich." (after eating two Cheese 'n Stuff sandwiches)

"we're not getting rid of some toys. there are some toys you just can't get rid of. *GASP* THE LIGHT BRIGHT?!" - keenanp, in reference to the throwing away of toys