ccowart: "Do you want to go drinking tonight?" mht: "I've been drinking a lot lately... It does help."

"When the apocalpyse comes, I bet vienna sausages will still be fine." -victor

"this is horrible. i've been inside so long my [solar-powered] watch has ran out of batteries. this is the second time it's happened." - perry

On getting a reference letter: "I need to find someone to lie!" -lilly

"talking about these deadlines... i feel like my integrity is gradually being eroded away" -- dennis, on programmers meeting deadlines

"So you're like a Leonardo de Vinci..." -crh "No, I don't have a shell on my back... wait a minute..." -dex

"Too close for missles, switching to guns!"

"Man why is there so little meat on these bones? Oh wait, they're ribs." -kiyoshi @ outback with new-US-staff

Do a barrel roll!!

"I couldn't help you in BigFix because I didn't have any envelopes." -dburban