"I could psuedocode it, but it would be really difficult to do in practice." -- ferlatte, on a perl script repairing a backhoed OCX

"Is there an actual quote here that *doesn't* involve programmers?" -- taiche

"These script kiddies think they're so cool, but they're only 13 and that's not gonna change" -- rohit on DDOS attacks

"She's a vegan. So we'll just cook some chicken for dinner." - A US

I know the career staff isn't cool, but what about the adults? --rohit, on the coolness of staff

"What we need to do is eliminate the concept of a person all together!" ~ rohit, on semester goals (contracts)

you know what i'm running on sol? rm -rf hal -- mike tauras, in the process of replacing a disk for sol

"I just can't seem to get it out my system! I keep procmailing it away, but it keeps coming back." ~rohit (in reference to Mailman admin spam)

Don't DORC around with dicks. -Erik on discussing DORCS with Ian

"Ok, going to add the know to the resident relation." - Rohit, on resident relations