12:33 <%dchen> ^_^ are you comparing yourself to tiger woods
12:33 <@^_^> clearly not cuz tiger woods is black
12:33 <@^_^> therefore is very well endowed
12:34 * ^_^ cannot compete with such hereditary properties
12:34 <@^_^> darn my asian genes
12:34 <%dchen> are you saying you have a small penis
12:34 <@^_^> no
12:35 <@^_^> i just saying i'm not hung like a horse
12:35 <@^_^> like i imagine tiger woods would be
12:35 <@kristine> ...

15:15 < milki> gotta work on my freaking

17:53 <@briandef> apparently i'm now out of range of college freshmen.. hmm
17:53 * briandef is getting old
17:53 <@dm> briandef: ...

17:56 <%dchen> i'll try to have 2.1 kids
17:56 <@kristine> What are you going to do with the .1?!
17:56 <%dchen> i dunno
17:56 <%dchen> love it 1/10 as much as the other ones I guess

11:20 <@ccowart> it seriously overshot my spread

11:07 < keenanp> tmmecke: bring ET to your next game night
11:07 <+tmmecke> won't run on a mac
11:07 <+tmmecke> so no
11:08 <+tmmecke> i'm in the mac team at nvidia
11:08 <+tmmecke> any game we play at game night has to run on mac
11:08 <@eleung> windows runs on a mac
11:08 <@eleung> therefore, you can play any game.

13:10 < dm> Christian Bale lol
13:10 < dm> do you like his voice
13:10 < dm> hehehe
13:10 < dm> or should I say
13:10 < dm> huhuhuhuhh

11:19 <@calvin> im ready to jizz in my pants
11:19 * calvin unzips
11:20 <@calvin> oh my god my eyes

11:19 <@kristine> Why is it so cold in SF
11:19 <@kristine> :(
11:22 <@gms> it's july
11:26 <@kristine> ...
11:26 <@kristine> That's supposed to explain things to me?
11:27 <@gms> yup

15:28 <@kristine> Go hunt for your own damn meat