"Well, they're programmers. They can do whatever they want." --US staff

"Apparently there are these programmers who live high up on a mountain peak somewhere and can never be disturbed" - A U4 Resident on his account not getting fixed quickly enough

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support for a lifetime."-Natalie

"That's what we do at Unit 1, we distract and conquer!" -kititep

"Statistically, they're already losers" --Erik, talking about Cha-bo residents in lead staff

"Once you go Keenan, you never go back" -Keenanp on his lesbian ex-girlfriend

I'm going to the Asian food place in the Asian Ghetto. --Jesse

Chris: "Does anyone know how to make ssl happy?" Cyn: "Stroke it.

"So that's why the fish cam doesn't point at the couch!" -mattr

"So, the new UPS we got is...uh...leaking silver gas." -Erik on, well, the new UPS