ccowart: "Whats the timeline look like?" Erik: "Did you get the e-mail about that project?" ccowart: "Yeah, but it didn't say anything about a timeline." Erik: "Yeah, there is no timeline. But I think we're moving forward."

ccowart to dchen: "Can you say your step dad has ever shot a rat in the house with a BB gun?" lilly (shocked): "You have a step dad?"

"LoJack for laptops is $15/month. You could pay for WoW with that... LoJack for laptops is worthless anyway. You could just subpoena the WoW server for connection information and it would be LoJack for free!" -dchen

"I wanna go on death row!" exclaims Lilly

"How are your bugs going?" "They hurt! They have teeth!" -mht

"Why doesn't your script work?" - cowart ... "We used the aggravate-sysadmin module" -mattr

"When I grow up I wanna be like Eric (Klavon)!" - Andrew

"It tries to catch 'em all" -Vivian, on SCS stopping virus infections

"It won't be long before they'll all be taller than you, Dexter." -Perry on Dedra's babies

"Would you like a Gentoo LiveCD that _won't_ fubar your computer?" -ccowart