12:17 < ccowart> vinod: it wasn't a math joke, it was a everyone jokes dexter won't live long joke
12:17 < vinod> well, i guess 15% then.
12:17 < milki> ccowart: thats what they say
12:17 < milki> o wait..thats not my hair

19:02 <kristine> Fuck

19:47 <+joshu> s/sas/ass/

ccowart: At the Giants game. Scoreboard has 4 columns: R, H, E, and L. Runs, hits, errors I know. L is a mystery that currently reads 7-5. What the hell is L?
briandef: RedHat has really good ad people...

10:22:02 wei> joshu: kevin: when is the email gonna go out
10:22:04 wei> about the picnic
10:22:05 wei> ?!?!?!
10:22:18 eleung> wei: didn't you get the memo? picnic is canceled
10:22:19 +joshu> uhm what
10:22:23 +joshu> why am I on this?
10:22:24 +joshu> o_O
10:22:29 +joshu> I am not lead unixsys or even senior ...
10:22:30 %kberlin> unixsys is
10:22:32 wei> joshu: I saw you last edited that twiki page
10:22:36 wei> for the picnic
10:22:37 wei> is why
10:22:38 +joshu> ah okay
10:22:41 +joshu> no clue :D
10:22:41 eleung> lol
10:22:46 dsmith> coming when it's done!
10:23:02 wei> omgah dun want picnic to be epic failure
10:23:04 wei> no one shows up
10:23:11 +joshu> the picnic will be fine!
10:23:20 gms> it's free food
10:23:20 +joshu> Oceania has always been having a picnic with Eastasia
10:23:25 gms> people will show up
10:23:41 %kberlin> joshu: lol
10:23:46 %kberlin> IT'S REQUIRED
10:24:19 dsmith> picnic attendance is mandatory!
10:24:28 +joshu> Oh no!
10:24:31 +joshu> It's not a pet license!
10:24:33 +joshu> It's a FISHING license!
10:24:36 +joshu> AND IT'S MANDATORY
10:24:42 %kberlin> DIVERSION!
10:24:42 -!- kevin changed the topic of #general to: Picnic this Saturday

20:08 < beastham> george bush could actually travel in time
20:08 < beastham> and just got the year wrong
20:08 < vinod> that would be a bush misteak.
20:08 <+joshu> beastham: I think you're predicting Fox
20:09 < vinod> apparently the us is in possesision of his body
20:09 <+joshu> vinod: that's when he gets the wrong cow for his dinner
20:09 < vinod> accoridng to AP
20:09 <+joshu> a mis-steak
20:09 < vinod> joshu: ...........
20:09 < vinod> wowww

17:35 -!- danwang [danwang@irc.Housing.Berkeley.EDU] has joined #prog-priv
17:35 * vinod cant see who the hell is being invited
17:35 < vinod> /kick danwang (!)
17:35 < vinod> gah
17:35 -!- mode/#prog-priv [+o danwang] by kristine
17:35 -!- vinod was kicked from #prog-priv by danwang [(!)]
17:35 <@milki> LOL
17:35 <@danwang> LOL
17:35 <@kristine> =__=
17:35 -!- vinod [vinod@localhost] has joined #prog-priv
17:35 <@milki> HAHAHAHA
17:35 < vinod> -_______________________-
17:35 <@milki> ROFLCOPTERS
17:35 <@danwang> LOLOLOLOLOL
17:35 < vinod> -___________-
17:35 < vinod> -________-
17:36 <@milki> thats what you get
17:36 <@milki> !
17:36 < vinod> GUESS WHOs WORKING ON BANDWIDTH RT TICKETS FROM NOW ON
17:36 <@kristine> You?
17:36 * vinod points at danwang
17:36 < vinod> YEAH THATS RIGHT -> danwang <-
17:36 * milki points at vinod
17:36 * vinod points at danwang
17:36 * milki points at vinod
17:36 * kristine kicks vinod (!)
17:36 * danwang points at danwang
17:36 * vinod kicks kristine (!)
17:36 <@kristine> :c
17:36 * milki kicks vinod
17:36 * danwang zooms away (!)
17:36 < vinod> kristine: WAT YOU DO . DO BETTAR JOB
17:36 !irc.housing.berkeley.edu danwang invited winst into the channel.
17:36 <@kristine> I'm doing great
17:36 * vinod kicks #prog-priv
17:36 < vinod> #f
17:36 < vinod> MUTINY
17:36 -!- winst [winst@irc.Housing.Berkeley.EDU] has joined #prog-priv
17:37 * vinod grabs shanks
17:37 <@kristine> Uh
17:37 <@milki> RISE NOW MY MINIONS!
17:37 * vinod skewers milki
17:37 <@kristine> >_>
17:37 * vinod throws kristine out window (!)
17:37 <@kristine> winst: You joined at a weird time
17:37 * milki pummels vinod into the wall
17:37 < vinod> you guys suck
17:37 < vinod> all of you
17:37 * vinod throws milki out another window
17:37 <@milki> WHEEEEEEEE
17:37 * vinod throws glass shards at kristine
17:37 * vinod sets milki on fire
17:37 <@milki> O
17:37 <@milki> O
17:37 <@milki> O
17:38 <@milki> FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
17:38 * milki runs around in circles
17:38 * vinod throws flaming milki at kristine (!)
17:38 <@kristine> =_=
17:38 < winst> wat.
17:38 * milki chases after kristine and vinod
17:38 <@milki> FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
17:38 * vinod stabs danwang and throws milki at danwang (!)
17:38 * danwang swings the bat
17:38 * milki chases after vinod
17:38 <@danwang> HOME RUN.
17:38 * vinod watches flaming milki explode on danwang
17:39 * vinod watches danwang drown in BW rt tickets from kbeckman
17:39 * vinod enjoys a mountain dew lite ~*
17:39 * kristine kicks vinod (!)
17:39 * milki kicks vinod
17:39 * vinod kicks kristine (!)
17:39 * vinod kicks milki (!)
17:39 * vinod enjoys a 7up ~*
17:39 * milki kicks vinod
17:39 * vinod kicks milki (!)
17:40 * milki kicks vinod
17:40 * vinod kicks milki (!)
17:40 * milki kicks vinod
17:40 <@kristine> danwang: winst It's not always like this
17:40 * vinod blames kristine (!)
17:40 < vinod> this is your fault.
17:40 < vinod> when i had op
17:40 < vinod> things were saner
17:40 < vinod> less kicking going on
17:40 < vinod> >.<
17:40 * vinod blames kristine and milki
17:40 <@kristine> Orly
17:40 < vinod> yarly
17:40 -!- mode/#prog-priv [+m] by danwang
17:40 <@milki> norly
17:41 <@milki> nice
17:41 * milki approves
17:41 -!- mode/#prog-priv [+v vinod] by danwang
17:41 -!- mode/#prog-priv [-v vinod] by danwang
17:41 -!- mode/#prog-priv [+b MagicBall!*@*] by danwang
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21:55 < npc> This quip will have many upvotes.

14:04:27 < perry> wow, csco planning layoffs
14:04:33 < gms> ya
14:04:33 < victor> wewt
14:04:37 < gms> not surprising
14:04:41 < perry> Chambers said the company plans a "workforce reduction," the
scope of which will be decided over the summer.
14:04:47 < victor> geegee
14:05:04 < victor> just following nokia's lead
14:05:05 < victor> lol
14:05:05 < ^_^> perry: well good thing i dont work for cisco
14:05:07 < victor> axe all the engineers
14:05:14 < perry> lol
14:05:20 < kevin> they're probably not axing too many engineers
14:05:20 <+joshu> axe them what?
14:05:41 < calvin> axe about them
14:06:07 < dm> lol
14:06:46 < dm> axe them to not work anymore?

16:39 <@milki> like they say
16:39 <@milki> keep your friends close
16:40 <@milki> your enemies closer
16:40 * milki snuggles up to ccowart
16:40 < ccowart> no
16:40 < ccowart> no snuggles for you