"No, no, no, you're not listening to me Perry... call Ian..." -Simon

Minh talking on the phone and typing in terminal.... "The conclusion is... it's broke!" -- Minh

"I was taking minutes, and I wasn't listening..." - Anna

"Anybody got a nose hair plucker?!" ~mht

"Facebook is the asian ghetto [of the internet]...." - dchen

"You know, you can actually type pretty fast with only one finger on one hand." --Tim

"Coolbeans!" --Wendy ... "There's nothing wrong with coolbeans!" --Vanessa

"If you treat your computer well, you treat your women well." --Minh

"You just ate my chicken, you bastard." Perry to mht

Dexli: "And UVA doesn't have CalConnects." Parms: "Yeah, they don't have CalConnects; they just have problems."