12:05 < kristine> (fuck y'all)

10:09 < dm> They were giving out Java Monster Energy Drinks, Kona Blend on Market St this morning
10:09 < dm> I got one
10:09 < dm> I am on a whole different plane of existence
10:10 < dm> this must be how Justin Higgins feels

11:03 < kristine> dm: I liked achang's team slutting

16:06 < dm> nothing unifies #general like kristine breaking google

10:52 <@mht> wtf is wrong with govt
10:52 <@kristine> Politicians
10:52 <@mht> except for arnold
10:52 <@mht> he doesnt lie to me
10:52 <@mht> he tells me he'll be back
10:52 <@mht> and he always comes back

16:27 <@eleung> i just 3d printed a bowtie
16:28 <@gms> I guess it's more kid-friendly than gun parts/accessories
16:28 < kristine> Wut
16:28 < perry> less useful in a zombiie invasion
16:29 <@eleung> at least i will be the only one wearing a bright orange bowtie during the zombie apocalypse
16:29 <@eleung> gunning down zombies in style

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13:00 < keenanp> it won't let me change topics. :(
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08:32 < kristine> You guys didn't come...?
08:33 < kristine> :(
09:14 <@eleung> kristine: of all the ways you could have phrased that question, you chose that one
09:17 < kristine> eleung: I haet you
09:17 < kristine> hate*

18:32 < dm> moartinis are fucking awesome
18:32 <@calvin> ^
18:32 < dm> lololololololololol
18:32 < dm> lololololololololololoolol
18:32 < dm> olololololololololol
18:32 < dm> llololololoolololololololololol
18:33 < dm> lololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoolololololololololo
18:33 <@calvin> LOL
18:50 <@willchen> Rofl
18:55 <@eleung> file that under shit dm says

11:06 * dm relearns driving.
11:07 <@eleung> dm: are you trying to impress the wimminz? you should do handbrake and j-turns
11:08 < dm> nah, no need to impress wimminz
11:08 < dm> just wanna be a better bmdoosh
11:08 < gms> lol
11:09 <@eleung> all you need to do is follow the car in front of you too closely, not signal when changing lanes, and drive as if you are the most important person in the world
11:09 < dm> what you mean as if.