"He's a beast. If this were Mario Tennis, he would be Donkey Kong. His power swings can decapitate people." - Dex

ccowart: "What's the opposite of immediate gratification?" eeeady: "A relationship?"

"They're shiny!" -milki referring to Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama after third presidential debate

Mu: "Well I don't know if it's inappropriate as it is... interesting. Anything interesting to me is yeah...probably on the shady side." Anna: "So you have standards now."

20:29 < dm> Magic8Ball: Are you indecisive? 20:29 < Magic8Ball> dm: Go for it 20:29 < dm> Magic8Ball: Go for it? Are you even hearing my question? 20:29 < Magic8Ball> dm: Yes

eeeady: Dex, big girls don't cry / Dex: does that mean I'm a girl? / milki: no, at least you're not big

"I don't want security in my meetings" - Winsys Lead Dexter

"Wow, a car is so much faster than walking" -gms, in awe. "Do you like these horseless carriages gms?" -dm

"STOP STEPPING ON THE MINES! IT'S NOT A POWER UP!" -victor at gamenight

"I am making small sheets of paper with people's name on them" -ccowart "Is that for hiring?" -willchen "Yes. Yes, that is how we do hiring." -ccowart