"DNS? What's that?... (hiring panel explains) WOW. DNS IS AMAZING. I'VE GOT TO GET IN ON THAT," -anonymous Winsys candidate

"I need to go to therapy.... but it's soo expensive!!!!" -milki

19:25 < crh> switch $desc_of_librarian ; case 'hot' do ask('out') ; case 'not_hot' do exit ; esac would have been executed

"Camping is intense!" -milki "Yeah... wait, why?" -dex "Because there are tents. And you're inside them." -milki

The story, just now completed, reads:

<@eleung> these submitted applications make me want to cry; <@efung> you can bill that crying time

<simon> I know it's a big event, but I don't really have a thing for the Dalai Lama

"We sent a mass mail saying 'Help your friends and family at the village' for UVA. We don't really care about helping them, right?" -Anna, on RCC Hiring

Kiyoshi: OMG, why do I have to be so handsome?

At 17:14 Friday the 13th 2009, acarlson invoked the first ROFLCopter in irc.