"I mean, they shouldn't be enthusiastic or excitable or anything right? I want my sysadmins to be the most boring people I know." -mbdriscoll on sysadmin selection criteria

"The programmer mission statement is, 'We exist...' " -milki at old / new lead staff retreat

"Hello! We are Residential Computing. We control your internet." -aonwiler at Cal Day

<milki> one twiki group? <acarlson> yah, or the nails-on-the-chalkboard group as I affectionally refer to it <ccowart> NOTC pronounced NAZI

"Maybe we should get him a shirt or something and not a cape. So he doesn't look like a freak." --Anna about giving Dex a sendoff gift

"milki, what are you trying to steal from the University this time?" -dex

"Little did you know that you were haunted by the ghosts of winsys past..." -crimsonzen. "There are no ghosts of winsys past!" -willchen

"Look at how happy she is!" -dex, referring to an NSA career profile picture. "Look at how many monitors she has!" -milki

"Hey! We are socializing too" - milki "No, we are just swearing in unison" - kiyoshi during a late night session of CS164 coding

"We'll love them, we'll care for them, and then we'll eat them." -Greg Snow, referring to the revival of the rescomp office fish