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13:00 < keenanp> it won't let me change topics. :(
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08:32 < kristine> You guys didn't come...?
08:33 < kristine> :(
09:14 <@eleung> kristine: of all the ways you could have phrased that question, you chose that one
09:17 < kristine> eleung: I haet you
09:17 < kristine> hate*

18:32 < dm> moartinis are fucking awesome
18:32 <@calvin> ^
18:32 < dm> lololololololololol
18:32 < dm> lololololololololololoolol
18:32 < dm> olololololololololol
18:32 < dm> llololololoolololololololololol
18:33 < dm> lololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoolololololololololo
18:33 <@calvin> LOL
18:50 <@willchen> Rofl
18:55 <@eleung> file that under shit dm says

11:06 * dm relearns driving.
11:07 <@eleung> dm: are you trying to impress the wimminz? you should do handbrake and j-turns
11:08 < dm> nah, no need to impress wimminz
11:08 < dm> just wanna be a better bmdoosh
11:08 < gms> lol
11:09 <@eleung> all you need to do is follow the car in front of you too closely, not signal when changing lanes, and drive as if you are the most important person in the world
11:09 < dm> what you mean as if.

14:01 < keenanp> dex: Don't listen to tmmecke. Your contributions will always be here.
14:01 < keenanp> WinSys Sonnet
14:01 < keenanp> By Dexter Liu
14:01 < keenanp> A: Have you encountered the mythical beast?
14:01 < keenanp> B: Fire breathing, strength of 10 RCCs,
14:01 < keenanp> A: Microsoft SQL server of the east
14:01 < keenanp> B: Kills the unprepared with black lung disease
14:01 < keenanp> C: Winsys will arm you with sword shield and boots
14:01 < keenanp> D: Teach you buffs, auras, and abilities
14:01 < keenanp> C: And now our guild is looking for recruits
14:01 < keenanp> D: A guild with endless possibilites
14:01 < keenanp> E: With their god powers, sysadmins' commands
14:01 < keenanp> F: Secure systems from all attack vectors
14:01 < keenanp> E: From first boot to production winsys stands
14:01 < keenanp> F: Silent guardians, watchful protectors
14:02 < keenanp> G: The path of winsys is not for the lame
14:02 < keenanp> G: The chose ones must pass through fire and flame

08:58 < keenanp> WTF CyberCoders. Stop sending me recruitment email. I can neither code nor can I cyber.
08:59 <@eleung> cybering
08:59 <@eleung> what's that
08:59 < keenanp> I'll show you someday.

12:40 < achang> my butt is so mad
12:40 < achang> i ate at a foodtruck today
12:40 < achang> and
12:40 < achang> i keep having diarrhea
12:40 < achang> sob sob sob
12:41 < ^_^> thanks
12:41 < ^_^> i'm eating right now

16:19 < ^_^> there could be biases involved
16:20 < ^_^> for instance, if someone spewed jizz in my face and i knew about it, i'd probably roll around on teh ground screaming
16:20 < ^_^> doesn't mean i'm allergic to it

15:57 < kristine> Wait wtf when did the topic change
15:57 < tmmecke> 15:57 -!-Topic for #general: 14:52 * kristine cowpoops
15:57 < tmmecke> 15:57 -!-Topic set by ChanServ [services@caffeinatedcode.com] [Tue Sep 23 14:52:41 2014]
15:57 < tmmecke> a little over an hour ago
15:57 < kristine> Dammit chanserv
15:57 < willchen> tmmecke: Tue Sep 23
15:58 < tmmecke> woops
15:58 < tmmecke> a little over 25 hours ago*
16:00 < kristine> Feels like I'm often the topic of this channel
16:00 < kristine> Am I the new ^_^
16:01 < willchen> infact: kristine is also NSFW
16:02 < perry> willchen: maybe it's time ^_^ pass on the nsfw award
16:03 < willchen> What an honour
16:03 < kristine> D:
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16:13 < willchen> Lol
16:13 < kristine> Noooooooooooooo
16:14 < gms> ahahaha

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13:11 < tmmecke_> dm: mah admin machine randomly rebooted
13:12 < tmmecke_> you should /kill tmmecke , he's a zombie
13:29 < kristine> That's what the evil twin says
13:38 < willchen> Which one do we believe?!
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14:13 < tmmecke> it wasn't actually a zombie
14:13 < briandef> wow, shellshock is amazing
14:13 < tmmecke> apparently my admin machine didn't reboot, but dumped me to the login window without killing my old
screen session
14:13 < tmmecke> amazing
14:13 < briandef> nice
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15:11 < dm> oops, that was too late
15:11 < dm> loolllll