09:52 <@kristine> Where is everyone o_O
09:55 <@gms> who knows
09:59 <@joshu> I AM HERE
10:03 <@perry> ?
10:03 <@kristine> Lol
10:10 <@joshu> silent: where is everyone?
10:10 < infact> i think everyone is gonna smell like alcohol or spartacus
10:10 < silent> I hope everyone keeps talking about? The other is epicdary.
10:11 <@joshu> there you have it, kristine.
10:11 <@kristine> silent: What does Spartacus smell like?
10:11 < silent> I'm spartacus!
10:11 <@gms> :O

13:52 < keenanp> I really enjoyed driving the Outback when I test drove one, but my wife kept on calling me a lesbian for wanting to buy one

14:10 <@michaeljin> kristine: when did you become so troll-y
14:11 <@kristine> michaeljin: I think it's the effects of this IRC

16:53 <%victor> too much candy in this office
16:53 <@gms> victor: it's no wellness fx
16:53 <@gms> lolol
16:53 <%victor> srsly
16:53 <%victor> also we're out of coconut water
16:53 <%victor> :|
16:53 <@gms> lol
16:54 < dm> lol #victorworldproblems

13:49 <@kristine> vinod: vinod
13:49 < vinod> vinod working bus schedules Ramen top !
13:49 < vinod> silent: silent
13:49 * silent kicks silent harder (!) gahhh.
13:49 * vinod has successfully switched personalities with silent

11:12 <@kristine> perry: My friend's dog is a horrible dog
11:12 <@kristine> When he gets excited (i.e. whenever he sees a human he
doesn't live with)
11:12 <@kristine> He'll start peeing uncontrollably for a bit
11:12 <@perry> >_<, yeah, i'm glad he doesn't do that
11:12 < gms> kristine: so like an old person

miree: lunches mess with my olfactory senses
it always smells like someone cut one
and then i realize it's someone's food
gags

dm: ROFL
so wrong bro.
so wrong.

miree: miree is dying
lollllllll
lmfao i want to laugh so hard right now
"excuse me, but .. why does your lunch smell like fart?"

dm: LOL
what kind of lunch is it?
what foreign food is it that smells like ass air?

16:45 < milki> but they keep falling off -.-
16:45 < milki> my pants just cant stay on
16:45 <%gms> wut

11:34 < keenanp> I do enjoy butt tracking systems

10:41 <@^_^> DP style
10:41 < jch> DP?
10:41 < infact> DP is kinda gross cuz my balls would be rubbing up against some other dude's balls
10:41 <@gms> lollll
10:41 <@^_^> LOLLLLLLLL
10:41 <@calvin> infact: ^_^
10:41 < infact> i think ^_^ is nsfw or notoriously unreliable or selling out to b-school or shady or well endowed or wantng to get DPed or getting married or a creeper or really wanting to get DPed
10:41 <@^_^> ......