"LoJack for laptops is $15/month. You could pay for WoW with that... LoJack for laptops is worthless anyway. You could just subpoena the WoW server for connection information and it would be LoJack for free!" -dchen

"I wanna go on death row!" exclaims Lilly

"How are your bugs going?" "They hurt! They have teeth!" -mht

"Why doesn't your script work?" - cowart ... "We used the aggravate-sysadmin module" -mattr

"When I grow up I wanna be like Eric (Klavon)!" - Andrew

"It tries to catch 'em all" -Vivian, on SCS stopping virus infections

"It won't be long before they'll all be taller than you, Dexter." -Perry on Dedra's babies

"Would you like a Gentoo LiveCD that _won't_ fubar your computer?" -ccowart

"No, no, no, you're not listening to me Perry... call Ian..." -Simon

Minh talking on the phone and typing in terminal.... "The conclusion is... it's broke!" -- Minh