"Eat with the RCCs? We have higher standards now! Crossroads." - Simon (Snr. Staff)

"Hey, are you Brian Toy?" --a senior staff member to brian

"The errors we're seeing are errors that we've never, ever, ever seen before. We tried Googling them and nothing even came up. So, we just hope those computers are messed up." - crh, 1.5 hours before be secure final master is due

"Eat my cucumber if you love it so much." -terrio

"Yeah, I'm not very good at the whole security thing." -dchen (NetSec)

'As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point your way.' ~ A "fortune cookie" from King Dong's

"We just need to wait for the child labor to materialize. I'm sure it will." - Dedra

"Print accounting? We don't know if it's broken or not. It could be working in some dimension X." - Devin

"But I like the paraplegic mouse..." - crh on apple mice

"This phrase, 'Quid Pro Quo' will make you legally INVINCIBLE in court!" -- ian, on sexual harassment mastery