"The people you don't see here have been dealt with." -Anna, on people missing in the December Student Supervisors Monthly Meeting

<@stephen_tu> milki: stop failing < ccowart> stephen_tu: that's like telling an alcoholic not to drink

"You find it in movies!" -milki, on love

"What do you want?" -dm "Obviously not to have intelligent conversation or I would have sat somewhere else" -adam

Cowart: "Oh look, jeffy's finally checking his email...from last Wednseday."

"Congratulations! I would like to officially offer you the Lead Programmer position for the 2009-2010 academic year." --Mu, "fine TT" --milki

"If I went into a company that did $140 million in revenue and they told me that some of their most critical systems are maintained by part time temporary employees, I would tell them they're insane. Here, it's student leadership." - acarlson

"DNS? What's that?... (hiring panel explains) WOW. DNS IS AMAZING. I'VE GOT TO GET IN ON THAT," -anonymous Winsys candidate

"I need to go to therapy.... but it's soo expensive!!!!" -milki

19:25 < crh> switch $desc_of_librarian ; case 'hot' do ask('out') ; case 'not_hot' do exit ; esac would have been executed