"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support for a lifetime."-Natalie

"That's what we do at Unit 1, we distract and conquer!" -kititep

"Statistically, they're already losers" --Erik, talking about Cha-bo residents in lead staff

"Once you go Keenan, you never go back" -Keenanp on his lesbian ex-girlfriend

I'm going to the Asian food place in the Asian Ghetto. --Jesse

Chris: "Does anyone know how to make ssl happy?" Cyn: "Stroke it.

"So that's why the fish cam doesn't point at the couch!" -mattr

"So, the new UPS we got is...uh...leaking silver gas." -Erik on, well, the new UPS

"You know, this trigger has been giving us nothing but trouble..." Ian, on the Trouble with Triggers

Aww, "Kings Quest IV". She's right, _that_ was my favorite childhood game. -tobor