On the students from Louisiana: "Should we let them know about Jerjou, who causes hurricanes?" -Jesse

"625 = 250 + 3 x 125 (4 clicks to purchase). Resident must have excercised the human capacity for patience by clicking purchase pages 4 times instead of waiting briefly." ~tim

It's like rock/scissors/paper...only the paper beat the scissors. -melcher, on the paper shredder jamming

Chris: "It's Friday" Graham: "Yeah, it's that day when we don't have school and stuff the next day..." Ian: "There's another day like that, but I usually don't remember it."

Something random broke. Ian, about to leave: "Hey! I think I know where to fix that" (Leather jacket flips off, he sits back down)

"If you can go one way, you can go the other way." - ccowart

"Just so you know, I'm recovering from a long night of drinking" -tobor before a root meeting

"Do you know which fast food chain would make bank if they were near campus? Panda Express." "Aaaawww yeeeah..." - two random guys walking by the ResComp area

"I'm going to keep spouting buzzwords at you until you get better!" -Ian to an RCC

"Just add the coefficient of Wenzhe"