"The Hero has returned." -- Dexter Liu

Anne's Kitchen gives you 50 fries, which is just enough. Well, they're in home fry form, but the two are equivalent if you convert them into "potato units" ~dchen

"Real men don't swoon. They dominate." --Victor

"I like 19 minute meetings" - Greg, at the end of a meeting. "I can only think of 18 things I like better" - George

crh: "I want some more of that terrible pizza." kristina, in exchange: "My leg smells like vinegar."

"Ian, don't you think that if dchen or Dexter were a girl, they should hook up? It'd be really cute, I really think so." (5 minutes later) "DON'T YOU THINK SO!??" - Lilly

"The rain is an automatic shower." - Dexter

melcher: "When I was eating doughnuts, I was too health conscious to drink coffee. Now that I'm drinking coffee, I'm too health conscious to eat doughnuts."

"Maybe someday in the future, you can be a dilf." ~Kristina to Brian Toy

"Where do you get your clothes? I need to start dressing like you." dchen to melcher