"ack I need a sysadmin" -jch "i need a car" -eleung "my request is more reasonable" -jch

"Are you Harry Potter?" -liuhoting upon hearing for the first time there's a scar on jeremydw's head

"I need to introduce you to THE GORILLA" -ccowart

"I'm just going to sit here and enjoy my curry, while wondering when I'll see the springtime." -dchen

"it's like we work in a forgotten basement of some library in kansas" -- anna, referring to the state of office clients

"What was that? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of our infrastructure working." -dchen's favorite line

"Havent you ever had the urge to pick a random person and follow them home?" -- anna

simon: "You're still underpaying..." ccowart: "I owe you twenty two and a half cents..." simon: "I'll keep that in mind."

"My RCC career ends in 20 minutes." -victor "So when do you start programming?" -ccowart "In 21 minutes." -dm

Simon: "Vote for Dennis Hayashi!" Dex, filling out Simon's voting ballot: "Too late Simon, you're voting for Domukun." Simon: "Gah! My pernament record as a republican!"