"You can't read a TWiki about IPSec after coming back from one of Pat's parties." -tobor

"I'm not weird I love steak." -jeremydw

"I don't need the status. I like being white." ~achang, on his MacBook

"Everyone has been granted pages... up to Jesus." Simon Tan COUGAR Tag #1640

"Hey, want to ride the elevator together?" -Kristina to Dchen

"It's not going to crash. I know it's not going to crash." *Windows desktop* - jeremydw

"You know what I'm running on sal? DROP DATABASE rescomp;" -yontege

No, 3 vs. 5 is not fun.... 3 vs 5? Impossible! -Devin

"I'm hungry enough to eat Chinese Food." -eeady

"Its not unheard of to be put on hold when calling tech support" -- Graham discussing 2-HELP