"Come with me Randy, I'll teach you everything I know. Which is nothing. Literally nothing. I've been working on it for over a year. Well, I actually know a little more than nothing." - Minh

Cowart: "How was the retreat?" Jeremy: "The food was good."

"...wait... operations coordinator Anna? She's our age? I thought she was like 30!" -Rescomp alum

"Hey Chris. We have too many quotes of Minh. Go quote me." - Devin.

"Retarded is my name!~~" - Minh

"I'm a pretty little Dutch girl, as pretty as can be. All the boys in the neighborhood are crazy over me!" - Minh

jeremydw: "Do you guys know any good dramadies?" crh: "What about those afromantic-scifi-dramadies?"

"Maybe I should read up on poker strats on gamefaqs.com" - Dexter Liu

"I'm not trained to talk to people..." -- Minh Tran

"I have a headache." "There's some ibuprofen in the break room." "No, that's ok. I can tank it." -- Minh Tran