00:01 < ccowart> oh shit 00:01 < eleung> you restarted hal again didnt you

11:33 < victor> instead of microsoft we'll be...massivehard

00:25 < eleung> u-g-l-y you aint got no alibi you ugly, yeah yeah you ugly

"I do things right the first time. Except it didn't work, so I did it right another time. But that didn't work either, so I did it right a third time." -jeffy

"crunch is BC... Before Ccowart" -- ccowart

07:25 < kberlin> FACT- 8am classes are the work of the devil 07:38 < krithix> FACT- papers due at 8am are the work of something worse 07:42 < dchen> FACT- Adult male polar bears typically weigh between 352 kilograms and 680 kilograms

12:11 < dchen> man, if I ever become a professor, I'm going to make a hella shitty class 12:11 < dchen> it'll be called like "Practical Systems Administration" 12:11 < dchen> and immediately after the drop deadline, it'll become a class purely focused on relational algebra

"He's a beast. If this were Mario Tennis, he would be Donkey Kong. His power swings can decapitate people." - Dex

ccowart: "What's the opposite of immediate gratification?" eeeady: "A relationship?"

"They're shiny!" -milki referring to Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama after third presidential debate