"If it's anything any sysadmin can do, bug ccowart." -runes

"amazingly we have no new bugs" - muqing 6/20/08

Mark: It's OK, we'll just play with ourselves...

"We're supposed to know all the risks. All of them. Even those that we don't know about." -crh, on the purpose of the Security-X Team

"I reached for where the insurance would be, and Be Secure CDs fell out." -kenzan, on Van being GGed

"You know the general rule: The better it tastes, the shorter you live" -dex "Well, in that case, I should live forever." -mattea, on DC food

"milki, can you poke Gerard? ...not on IRC." -Krithika

"Do you even know who Elton John is?" -eeeady "Yeah, sure. He was in the Lion King right?"-Liuhoting

mark: "hey melina, i owe you money. 5 dollars?" melina: "yup. i didn't charge you interest. i'm your friend."

"Diamonds are forever, but quotes aren't" -- markliu