"Why doesn't your script work?" - cowart ... "We used the aggravate-sysadmin module" -mattr

"How are your bugs going?" "They hurt! They have teeth!" -mht

"I wanna go on death row!" exclaims Lilly

"LoJack for laptops is $15/month. You could pay for WoW with that... LoJack for laptops is worthless anyway. You could just subpoena the WoW server for connection information and it would be LoJack for free!" -dchen

ccowart to dchen: "Can you say your step dad has ever shot a rat in the house with a BB gun?" lilly (shocked): "You have a step dad?"

ccowart: "Whats the timeline look like?" Erik: "Did you get the e-mail about that project?" ccowart: "Yeah, but it didn't say anything about a timeline." Erik: "Yeah, there is no timeline. But I think we're moving forward."

"Oh well, better to be a Scotty than a La Forge." -terrio

"You know Chris, that sort of thing is grounds for dismissal...from LDAP." --Devin to his brother, when Chris killed his X session

"Guitar Hero? Oh? It's just like sex. You take what you can get" -- Dexter

Jesse> "Sunday I didn't do any work whatsoever. I think I even managed to neglect my personal hygiene." Kristina> "Me too."