Simon: I can't stand be in the office when he's around

mu: "if anyone asks where i am, i'm getting food and i'll be there soon." zech: "no one's asked"

"we make mistakes too" - ccowart on irc about a sysadmin script

"I also have a list of things that programmers don't do well. It's in bugzilla." -dchen

"i am a sheep with leadership qualities. i learned that in my high school economics class." - mht

"Tough old bastard has lasted a long time." -Dchen referring to homeland

"I haven't seen a movie for a long time.... Wait, I saw one yesterday... Oh wait, that was for film class..." -Nikit

crh and terrio walk in with frozen yogurt jeremydw: "i am so jealous of you guys" crh: "dontcha wish your ice cream were tasty like this"

"I'm glad you're not an RCC." -- Keenan to Cowart

"Stop making fun of people and help them!" -Dex to Cowart. "But it would kill his only joy in life." -Jerry