“hell yes i would, don’t mind if i puke/pee/soil myself” - jch

11:27 achang:poo: maybe you're pregnant
11:28 or you shouldn't have licked all those doorknobs
12:28 ccowart licking doorknobs can get you pregnant?

vinod 20:25: I'm tellin ya, the turban folks are crazy :truestory:

jch:pizza: 15:29
is your house insulted? felt that made such a huge difference in comfort
kristine:corgi4: 16:49
Insulted :thinking_face:
jsamwang 15:34
I’m sure the house was very offended

08:34 achang:poo: good morning
08:34 yawn (1 MB)
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08:43 perry washes @achang
08:44 achang:poo: washes @perry
09:04 ccowart no washing
09:05 perry washes @achang more
09:10 achang:poo: washes @perry gently

@jeremydw this is how you free the nipple ☝️

milki 13:34
uh
so ive heard of wine and salad pairings
but... i accidentally put the wine IN the salad
anyway to salvage?

kristine: I always wanted to look like a burrito

“does she look like ccowart? is it like having sex with ccowart??” - wendy

16:37 achang:poo: DRINKING BEGINS
16:37 PANTS BEGONE
16:38 jch:pizza: Wooooooo
16:38 Pee everywhere
16:38 achang:poo: i'm going to go pee in my compost
16:38 jch:pizza: Establish your territory