So basically, what you have is just object oriented with inheritance! ~ Graham on line dancing.

mattr: "It's Friday night. Why are you all here?" ccowart: "Why are you here?" mattr: "I'm a programmer. I don't have a life!"

"Erik is like the Rescomp mom" -tobor

Paranoia is a healthy, healthy thing ~alexr, late one night in the office

"Just add the coefficient of Wenzhe"

"I'm going to keep spouting buzzwords at you until you get better!" -Ian to an RCC

"Do you know which fast food chain would make bank if they were near campus? Panda Express." "Aaaawww yeeeah..." - two random guys walking by the ResComp area

"Just so you know, I'm recovering from a long night of drinking" -tobor before a root meeting

"If you can go one way, you can go the other way." - ccowart

Something random broke. Ian, about to leave: "Hey! I think I know where to fix that" (Leather jacket flips off, he sits back down)