"milki, what are you trying to steal from the University this time?" -dex

"Maybe we should get him a shirt or something and not a cape. So he doesn't look like a freak." --Anna about giving Dex a sendoff gift

<milki> one twiki group? <acarlson> yah, or the nails-on-the-chalkboard group as I affectionally refer to it <ccowart> NOTC pronounced NAZI

"Hello! We are Residential Computing. We control your internet." -aonwiler at Cal Day

"The programmer mission statement is, 'We exist...' " -milki at old / new lead staff retreat

"I mean, they shouldn't be enthusiastic or excitable or anything right? I want my sysadmins to be the most boring people I know." -mbdriscoll on sysadmin selection criteria

At 17:14 Friday the 13th 2009, acarlson invoked the first ROFLCopter in irc.

Kiyoshi: OMG, why do I have to be so handsome?

"We sent a mass mail saying 'Help your friends and family at the village' for UVA. We don't really care about helping them, right?" -Anna, on RCC Hiring

<simon> I know it's a big event, but I don't really have a thing for the Dalai Lama