"Well, If you like having control in a Unix system, you might be a sudophile" -mattr

"I'm a unicorn!" -liuhoting

"How do I pipe only STDERR to STDIN? Redirects use real files, pipes just create file descriptors..." -Chris "So they're pseudofiles?" -melcher

No, the lyrics said "I can stand the scars on my nuts" -Ian Tegebo Yeah, it sounds like "Siberia" to me. -Michael Tauras

"This phrase, 'Quid Pro Quo' will make you legally INVINCIBLE in court!" -- ian, on sexual harassment mastery

"But I like the paraplegic mouse..." - crh on apple mice

"Print accounting? We don't know if it's broken or not. It could be working in some dimension X." - Devin

"We just need to wait for the child labor to materialize. I'm sure it will." - Dedra

'As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point your way.' ~ A "fortune cookie" from King Dong's

"Yeah, I'm not very good at the whole security thing." -dchen (NetSec)