Chris: "It's Friday" Graham: "Yeah, it's that day when we don't have school and stuff the next day..." Ian: "There's another day like that, but I usually don't remember it."

It's like rock/scissors/paper...only the paper beat the scissors. -melcher, on the paper shredder jamming

"625 = 250 + 3 x 125 (4 clicks to purchase). Resident must have excercised the human capacity for patience by clicking purchase pages 4 times instead of waiting briefly." ~tim

On the students from Louisiana: "Should we let them know about Jerjou, who causes hurricanes?" -Jesse

Aww, "Kings Quest IV". She's right, _that_ was my favorite childhood game. -tobor

"You know, this trigger has been giving us nothing but trouble..." Ian, on the Trouble with Triggers

"So, the new UPS we got is...uh...leaking silver gas." -Erik on, well, the new UPS

"So that's why the fish cam doesn't point at the couch!" -mattr

Chris: "Does anyone know how to make ssl happy?" Cyn: "Stroke it.

I'm going to the Asian food place in the Asian Ghetto. --Jesse