"You know, you can actually type pretty fast with only one finger on one hand." --Tim

"Facebook is the asian ghetto [of the internet]...." - dchen

"Anybody got a nose hair plucker?!" ~mht

"I was taking minutes, and I wasn't listening..." - Anna

Minh talking on the phone and typing in terminal.... "The conclusion is... it's broke!" -- Minh

"No, no, no, you're not listening to me Perry... call Ian..." -Simon

"Would you like a Gentoo LiveCD that _won't_ fubar your computer?" -ccowart

"It won't be long before they'll all be taller than you, Dexter." -Perry on Dedra's babies

"It tries to catch 'em all" -Vivian, on SCS stopping virus infections

"When I grow up I wanna be like Eric (Klavon)!" - Andrew