"DO NOT joke about playing trivial pursuit! That is SERIOUS business!" - ccowart

James in humored indignance, "What type of asian do you take me for??" Stephanie, "a half asian"

"It's kind of an abuse to animals, but it's also adorable" -mattr on the firefox-dessed-up dog

crh to terrio: "You joined the enemy with that sysadmin team. You know that netsec and sysadmin are like *fighting motions* ..."

Stephanie: "You feign everything." Keenan: "Yes I do. You should see me when I'm in bed."

On vim tutor: "Just do it before you go to bed." -yontege

"You're backside looks very fatherly." -stephanie to ccowart

"I need a new strategy... playing dumb is just making me look dumb." --ccowart

[insert rescomp story about unix command "df"]; Jesse: That pretty much sums up my work last week.

"You should leave me alone, I hear nerdiness like mine is contagious." --crh to a CA