"I need to introduce you to THE GORILLA" -ccowart

"Are you Harry Potter?" -liuhoting upon hearing for the first time there's a scar on jeremydw's head

"ack I need a sysadmin" -jch "i need a car" -eleung "my request is more reasonable" -jch

"Yeah, and of course you know what comes next... sudo xargs portinstall!" --blee, on the obvious

"It's ok if I declare war on somebody because I suck at war." -jeremydw

"There's no man pages on how to load a gun!" - Dexter

"I couldn't help you in BigFix because I didn't have any envelopes." -dburban

Do a barrel roll!!

"Man why is there so little meat on these bones? Oh wait, they're ribs." -kiyoshi @ outback with new-US-staff

"Too close for missles, switching to guns!"