eeeady: Dex, big girls don't cry / Dex: does that mean I'm a girl? / milki: no, at least you're not big

20:29 < dm> Magic8Ball: Are you indecisive? 20:29 < Magic8Ball> dm: Go for it 20:29 < dm> Magic8Ball: Go for it? Are you even hearing my question? 20:29 < Magic8Ball> dm: Yes

Mu: "Well I don't know if it's inappropriate as it is... interesting. Anything interesting to me is yeah...probably on the shady side." Anna: "So you have standards now."

"They're shiny!" -milki referring to Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama after third presidential debate

ccowart: "What's the opposite of immediate gratification?" eeeady: "A relationship?"

"He's a beast. If this were Mario Tennis, he would be Donkey Kong. His power swings can decapitate people." - Dex

12:11 < dchen> man, if I ever become a professor, I'm going to make a hella shitty class 12:11 < dchen> it'll be called like "Practical Systems Administration" 12:11 < dchen> and immediately after the drop deadline, it'll become a class purely focused on relational algebra

07:25 < kberlin> FACT- 8am classes are the work of the devil 07:38 < krithix> FACT- papers due at 8am are the work of something worse 07:42 < dchen> FACT- Adult male polar bears typically weigh between 352 kilograms and 680 kilograms

"crunch is BC... Before Ccowart" -- ccowart

"I do things right the first time. Except it didn't work, so I did it right another time. But that didn't work either, so I did it right a third time." -jeffy