"I want to work out so I can extend my life expectancy by 5 years. From 40 to 45 years." - Minh on working out

"I really like fruit. I had this pear today..." -jeremydw

"Through confusion we rise." -Perry on 150

"Is that all that's left for you? Sipping a soda?" -Perry, to Dexter, in 125 Cory

"Its not unheard of to be put on hold when calling tech support" -- Graham discussing 2-HELP

"I'm hungry enough to eat Chinese Food." -eeady

No, 3 vs. 5 is not fun.... 3 vs 5? Impossible! -Devin

"You know what I'm running on sal? DROP DATABASE rescomp;" -yontege

"It's not going to crash. I know it's not going to crash." *Windows desktop* - jeremydw

"Hey, want to ride the elevator together?" -Kristina to Dchen