"Once you go Keenan, you never go back" -Keenanp on his lesbian ex-girlfriend

"Statistically, they're already losers" --Erik, talking about Cha-bo residents in lead staff

"That's what we do at Unit 1, we distract and conquer!" -kititep

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support for a lifetime."-Natalie

"Apparently there are these programmers who live high up on a mountain peak somewhere and can never be disturbed" - A U4 Resident on his account not getting fixed quickly enough

"Well, they're programmers. They can do whatever they want." --US staff

"Ok, going to add the know to the resident relation." - Rohit, on resident relations

Don't DORC around with dicks. -Erik on discussing DORCS with Ian

"I just can't seem to get it out my system! I keep procmailing it away, but it keeps coming back." ~rohit (in reference to Mailman admin spam)

you know what i'm running on sol? rm -rf hal -- mike tauras, in the process of replacing a disk for sol