"Eat my cucumber if you love it so much." -terrio

"The errors we're seeing are errors that we've never, ever, ever seen before. We tried Googling them and nothing even came up. So, we just hope those computers are messed up." - crh, 1.5 hours before be secure final master is due

"Hey, are you Brian Toy?" --a senior staff member to brian

"Eat with the RCCs? We have higher standards now! Crossroads." - Simon (Snr. Staff)

"I've heard of the mystical/epic beast - this Rohit" - Minh Tran

ccowart, "I want to be the one that takes the pain. You can spank me when I do not behave... And I love it when you hurt me" (singing Green Day, or so he says)

Dexli: "And UVA doesn't have CalConnects." Parms: "Yeah, they don't have CalConnects; they just have problems."

"You just ate my chicken, you bastard." Perry to mht

"If you treat your computer well, you treat your women well." --Minh

"Coolbeans!" --Wendy ... "There's nothing wrong with coolbeans!" --Vanessa