"What we need to do is eliminate the concept of a person all together!" ~ rohit, on semester goals (contracts)

I know the career staff isn't cool, but what about the adults? --rohit, on the coolness of staff

"She's a vegan. So we'll just cook some chicken for dinner." - A US

"These script kiddies think they're so cool, but they're only 13 and that's not gonna change" -- rohit on DDOS attacks

"Is there an actual quote here that *doesn't* involve programmers?" -- taiche

"I could psuedocode it, but it would be really difficult to do in practice." -- ferlatte, on a perl script repairing a backhoed OCX

"Well, all flavors of regular expressions have *that* in common." -- bsii, on gibberish

"You don't need light, you're a programmer." -- cliu

"I just got a warning that something something was ambiguous." -- jim, on perl

"If you don't get error messages in your cron, you should be worried." --ferlatte