"I like 19 minute meetings" - Greg, at the end of a meeting. "I can only think of 18 things I like better" - George

"Real men don't swoon. They dominate." --Victor

Anne's Kitchen gives you 50 fries, which is just enough. Well, they're in home fry form, but the two are equivalent if you convert them into "potato units" ~dchen

"The Hero has returned." -- Dexter Liu

"I have a headache." "There's some ibuprofen in the break room." "No, that's ok. I can tank it." -- Minh Tran

"I'm not trained to talk to people..." -- Minh Tran

"Maybe I should read up on poker strats on gamefaqs.com" - Dexter Liu

jeremydw: "Do you guys know any good dramadies?" crh: "What about those afromantic-scifi-dramadies?"

"I'm a pretty little Dutch girl, as pretty as can be. All the boys in the neighborhood are crazy over me!" - Minh

"Retarded is my name!~~" - Minh