<@eleung> these submitted applications make me want to cry; <@efung> you can bill that crying time

The story, just now completed, reads:

"Camping is intense!" -milki "Yeah... wait, why?" -dex "Because there are tents. And you're inside them." -milki

19:25 < crh> switch $desc_of_librarian ; case 'hot' do ask('out') ; case 'not_hot' do exit ; esac would have been executed

"I need to go to therapy.... but it's soo expensive!!!!" -milki

"DNS? What's that?... (hiring panel explains) WOW. DNS IS AMAZING. I'VE GOT TO GET IN ON THAT," -anonymous Winsys candidate

"If I went into a company that did $140 million in revenue and they told me that some of their most critical systems are maintained by part time temporary employees, I would tell them they're insane. Here, it's student leadership." - acarlson

"Congratulations! I would like to officially offer you the Lead Programmer position for the 2009-2010 academic year." --Mu, "fine TT" --milki

Cowart: "Oh look, jeffy's finally checking his email...from last Wednseday."

"What do you want?" -dm "Obviously not to have intelligent conversation or I would have sat somewhere else" -adam